Tuesday, September 11, 2012

2 year old conversations that rock

I don't remember how it came about, but we were in the bathroom this morning brushing/flossing/washing faces/LO drinking water from the sink out of an Easter egg, etc and this convo happened:
Me: You're such a big boy.
LO: No. I'm not a boy.
Me: I'm pretty sure you are a boy.
LO: No, mommy. I'm not a boy.
Me: Do you have a penis?
LO: Yes. I do have a penis.
Me: That means you're a boy.
LO: No. I have a penis. I'm not a boy.
Me: *sigh*
Numerous minutes later when I thought we were on to something new.
LO: Mommy, I have a penis. I'm a boy. *followed quickly by 'oh look a distraction'* ROAR. That's a lion.
My child is weird. I like it.